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Excerpt: My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?” “No,” she answered. I then said, “Is that your final answer?” She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying “Yes.” So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.” And that’s when the fight started…. __________________________________________________________________________________ I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?” It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. “Somewhere I haven’t been in a…

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Excerpt: After years of all my hard work, someone has finally decided to name a bottled beer after me, ‘Chalky’s Bite’…….well Rick Stein’s dog Chalky anyway, so it’s as good as. Whilst surfing through the online papers, and I wasn’t looking for beer/alcohol related articles either (honest), I came across the following: Niche Beers. As a bloke, having a beer with a meal is pretty normal to me, but a beer that contains fennel with a seafood dish is just wrong. So, if ever your in Padstow and find yourself dining in one of Rick Stein’s seafood restaurant’s, have a bottle of Chalky’s Bite…

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