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Chalky Rss

If women were Premiership football teams

Posted on : 20-03-2009 | By : Chalky | In : Politically Incorrect

Tags: attractive women, council house, man utd, premiership football teams

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Excerpt: Arsenal Very sexy, but very prudish – won’t do anything dirty. Aston Villa Scrubs up lovely when she puts the effort in. Blackburn Rovers Her best days are behind her. Bolton Not all that attractive, but very, very dirty. Chelsea Posh bird that’s had a few facelifts too many. Everton Unashamedly flirtatious in front of her neighbour – and is the more popular for it. Fulham That girl at the office who’s been there for years without anyone really noticing. Hull City Hard to tell if this one’s a looker or not. Looks good in a certain light – like a man in drag in another. Liverpool Slightly flawed girl who hangs around with the popular crowd,…

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