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Five Friday Riddles

April 3rd, 2009 Chalky 3 comments

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Excerpt: Five riddles to sharpen thoses genes in your Brain and stalls Alzheimer’s for years. __________________________________________________ 1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? __________________________________________________ 2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? __________________________________________________ 3….

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And then the fight started……

March 16th, 2009 Chalky No comments

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Excerpt: My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?” “No,” she answered. I then said, “Is that your final answer?” She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying “Yes.” So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.” And that’s when the fight started…. __________________________________________________________________________________ I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?” It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. “Somewhere I haven’t been in a…

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