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Excerpt: Five riddles to sharpen thoses genes in your Brain and stalls Alzheimer’s for years. __________________________________________________ 1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? __________________________________________________ 2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? __________________________________________________ 3….

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Five Friday Riddles

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Excerpt: In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) – ‘Do not turn upside down.’ (well…duh, a bit late, huh!) On Sainsbury’s peanuts – ‘Warning: contains nuts.’ (talk about a news flash) On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine – ‘Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.’ (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding – ‘Product will be hot…

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In Honour of Stupid People . . .

Tags: american airlines, sainsbury, sleep aid, stupid people, superman costume