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Excerpt: In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) – ‘Do not turn upside down.’ (well…duh, a bit late, huh!) On Sainsbury’s peanuts – ‘Warning: contains nuts.’ (talk about a news flash) On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine – ‘Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.’ (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding – ‘Product will be hot…

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