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Excerpt: Have you read the 20 most ridiculous complaints made by holiday makers? (taken from research by Thomas Cook and ABTA.) A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel “inadequate”. A woman threatened to call police after claiming that she’d been locked in by staff. When in fact, she had mistaken the “do not disturb” sign on the back of the door as a warning to remain in the room. “The beach was too sandy”…

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